sensible webpage

Here there will be no shenanigans or tomfoolery.

You don your monocle and begin to code on your 1946 typewriter.

As you immerse yourself in the flow,

your <p> tags and <img> elements entwine into a salubrious, rustic arrangement of esoteric virility.

You stare bedazzled at the finished page.

NPR awards you the Pulitzer for best-written webpage.

Barack Obama personally phones you to say how moved he was by the appropriate use of <div> tags.

He tells Joe Biden to start playing your dubstep in the White House.

Joe already was.

(this story takes place in 2022)

At long last, you've made it;

The EDM liberals want.