So you want to know what it's like to be one of the real Day Method guys?

You're not the first.

Billions have risen and fallen yearning for that singular notion only to deteriorate into a crumpled shell of a human being; endlessly hoping for what can never be.

To save you the trouble, I'll allow you one chance to embark on an imaginary adventure where you may simulate the life of one of these three legendary figures.

Be advised; every choice is final. There are no take-backs!

Your first choice, and this is the most important: