All Covered
Tired of leaving things up to chance, you spring for the warranty.
And not a moment too soon!
An attack helicopter peels around the corner of your neighborhood (on wheels, not in the air), coming to a screeching stop right outside your house.
The window rolls down to reveal Grammy-winning drummer for The Black Keys, Patrick Carney!
He flips the bird, spits on your lawn and then holds up his phone to show you that he disliked your new Africa music video.
You are reminded of the Twitter feud the Keys started all those years ago; the wounds still fresh in your mind.
What do you do?