Alakablam!

You drop your fan-favorite catchphrase,

"If you're not bussin' then you deadass finna get blasted!"

no cap frfr

Instantly the old man along with several blocks of suburban housing are nuked to smithereens.

 

 

They were indeed "not bussin"

 

 

The government gets wind of what happened and sends their squads to apprehend you, but its too late!

You are drunk with power and a feeble Seal Team 6 isn't gonna stop you now.

You set yourself up as king of the world, ruling over everyone that isn't a blues musician.

 

Life is good.

 

You live in luxury and power until about age 64 when you die of asbestos poisoning from breathing in all that old burning house insulation.