You grab the first google result for "wacky image"

it's pretty horrendous.

uhhhh ok, how about the next one?


yikes, not much better

You spend a few hours scrolling through various searches


trying to find the perfect wacky image


and it just keeps getting worse

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You slam your laptop closed and pretend none of this ever happened.

The church youth group you were about to get booked at fires you.

You spend the rest of your life in humble repentance for your sins.